Saturday, August 25, 2012

Seventh Grade Memory #2: The Land of The Question Marks?

Okay, so this isn't from seventh grade. It was from sixth. But it's all the same thing, right? This is a short story that I wrote in sixth grade for no apparent reason. You can either read it or listen to the audio. Either one is pretty darn ridiculous.



"The Land of the Question Marks?"
      By:Benjamin Nelson?
           
            Once upon a time in a 1982. There was a land of Question Marks. In this Land there was a Question Mark Castle A.K.A Question Mark Castle. In this castle was a Queen and a King. The King A.K.A Kyle is a big fat question mark. He's such a big Question Mark he doesnt even know his wifes name. The Queen A.K.A Linzlu is not like the other question marks. She’s very smart. She tries to teach Kyle a few manners, but its hopeless.
            Well one day King Kyle called in his servant A.K.A Bangers A.K.A The King's servant. (Bangers is a very stupid question mark.)  The King then told him to say "Question Mark." (Heck. The King couldn't even say it.) Well Bangers ended up saying I think I messed my pants. They sent Bangers to jail.
            Bangers is now stuck in his jail room. He had no way to get out. He then grabbed a stick from the floor and hit him self upside the head. “Oh gosh that hurt!” Bangers thought to himself. I thought hitting myself would send me to heaven. He thought again. Well Bangers in now stuck in this jail so next paragraph.
            Kyle and Linzlu were recently trying to win a war. This war was Question Mark Castle versus Exclamatory Hills. Well they couldnt to anything at the moment so they needed to get help from Commas. They then sent out there finest soilder A.K.A Chetter the Fierce Warrior. Chetter is about to enbark on a journey to save Question Mark castle!
            Before Chetter could embark on his journey he had to find a servant. Well he thought to himself. “A servant should be in the Jail.” So Chetter walked down to the jail rooms.  Chetter then heard a helpless voice. Which was saying “Help me.” Chetter then went down to the Jail room 5. He then busted the door down and saved Bangers. They then left the castle side by side.
            When Chetter and  Bangers were resting in a valley they wre attacked by percent signs. The percent signs were well trained. They then killed Chetter. Bangers then ran for his life. He came across Chetter's axe he picked up the axe and killed all the percent signs. The barely made it out alive.
            When he got to the City of Comma's he fell to the ground. When he awoke he found the king by his side. What happened he thought to himself.  The king then ask him why he was there. Bangers told him everything. He also told him about Chetter's death. The king then sent Bangers and some comma's back to Question Mark Castle.
            When they got back they took out a lot of the Exclamation Points. Then the entered the castle. When they got to the castle they found out that Queen Linzlu was queennapped. (Of Course Kyle couldn’t do anything about it. He was clueless.) So then Bangers became a knight and went to save his queen, Linzlu. He took question marks and commas with him by the way.
            When they found the Exclamatory Hideout they took out every exclamation point that got in there way. When they finally found the King of Exclamation Points they found the Queen. The King of exclamation points was about to finish Queen Linzlu. But Bangers jumped in front of the bullet and with his last strength finished the King of Exclamation Points off.
            When Linzlu and the men got back to the castle they were having a funeral for Bangers. They gave him a medal and Linzlu gave him a kiss. (Woah!)  

The End?

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Seventh Grade Memory #1: GENIUS (8-14-03)

The following is something I wrote nine years ago in seventh grade. It's proof that I was living in my own world. And still do sometimes! ;) The below link is a hilarious audio. The transcription is below that.

GENIUS (8-14-03)

It is now my third day of seventh grade. It is going really well. My study hall is very nice. But P.E. is the worst. But I will live. 

I wonder how Brent is doing at work. Good, I hope! Because he has to help me build my computer. 

Kelli is lucky because she gets another few days of summer. Of course, I am luckier, though, because I get out earlier. I wonder if Mom was able to get a hold of a stamp? I need one of the junts for Kelli's letter. I really enjoyed/loved her letters. They were the victory-ness-er-est. 

Speaking of Toots...That stink nuggets needs to get online. He must be having a good time. And that's all. That traitor! We aren't cousins anymore. Now my best cousin is Jonny Brunner. He married my other cousin Theresa, and he took the title of Brunner. What a sight that was! 

Well, Mom gave me a dollar when I was young. Too young so I ate it in one bite. It was good. I wonder how Dad is doing? *fluffs* Well, my computer comes today. That will be great. But I will need some more supplies. I shall need:

1. Five stink nuggets.
2. Fifty honey buns.
3. One chicken bone.
*fluff*
4. Six fresh-baked undies.

And that's about it. But mostly those undies. I keep fluffing. Haha. "For the kids! The greatest!"-Skittles and Seth in my head.
 
Well, THE END.